MICROPHONIX
Don't ask, just do.
"I find your argument relatively weak. So, shut the fuck up and let me speak."
Me
foul bachelor frog
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Live Life, Love Life.
Love can be a cruel thing. it may seem that everything, at that point where you think you failed with love,
is the end of the world. but who am i to judge? i know nothing about love. i know i don’t. however, that
one time i did fall for someone, the world and my life seemed to not make any sense. but, isn’t it how
it should be? our failures on something, will eventually lead to us learning from it. and love is no exception.
hurt now, but learn later.
Soppy, stupid and ignorant as i am. i can assure you that, even if it hurts, at the end
of the day you come out from your cocoon of sorrow as a better person.
Life has so many tricks up its sleeve. it teases us. life is harsh and mean. yet, our best teacher - no, its not
parents, its not your school teachers and no its not that one time love failed you. its is living life and
from it you learn. love is just a subject of the curriculum of life, where you do not obtain a diploma
until you have passed every subject, every obstacle. the great thing about life is even if you fail
in something, whether its the most insignificant minor subject. you can never, EVER, be kicked out from it.
I currently see life as a joke. well, a joker, a jester. though life would be the best jester that ever lived.
young, confident and ravenously enduring. that is how i see myself. i hope i would end up a great person
in the future. and get that bloody diploma with my name written on it.
“Mark Agassi N. Capillanes, a graduate of (this funny thing called) LIFE”
Tuesday Tumblr!
See my alliteration there? Clever right? :P Hahaha. Before I head to school, Imma leave you a quote:
“The child who does not have money may not have a chance to buy a balloon.”
I have no idea what it means.
I’m Back Bish-es!
"Ayoko makipag biro-an, at baka magka-developan."
Mark Capillanes
I LOVE COLLEGE!
Well, I loved my old college in Ireland, unfortunately I had to leave. It was a hard decision, well, not really. I just…kinda…got forced to leave. :*(
Anyways, I am in the Philippines now. Finally, my long awaited moment has arrived. School just started 2 days ago, and what do I think of it? GREAT…so far. Yup, I fear that in the next few weeks things are going to get a little more tough. Of course, I have expected that already. It’s only first year, so, I don’t have to fret out or panic just yet.
My classmates seems like a good bunch. However, I was a tad bit disappointed that most of them were younger than me. I mean, really young. :( I feel old. Good thing is that many of the people in our class are good… OK, let us just say, DECENT looking. There are however a few outstanding ones, but, as I said, too young. That won’t stop me from my paedophiliac tendencies, jowk. :D
Now, it is a matter of making friends. Choosing the right ones that I would be hanging out often. Make close friends that I can trust. Don’t worry guys, yes, I’m talking about you, my Friends in Ireland. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU :) <3
Now I must go. I don’t have my own computer yet. I’ Paying money to use the net, how fu*king sad. *sigh*
My Top 10 Songs/Tunes This Week - 12th June 2010
Top 10 Song List - Week 1
(Listed in no particular order)
1. Tarantula (Original Mix) - Pleasurekraft
2. My Feelings For You (Original Mix) - Avicii, Sebastien Drums
3. Gettin’ Over You (Radio Edit) - David Guetta Ft. Chris Willis
4. Nothin’ On You - B.O.B Ft. Bruno Mars
5. Teenage Crime (Axwell & Hendrik B Remode) - Adrian Lux
6. We Speak No Americano (Original Mix) - Dcup, Yolanda Be Cool
7. Live Your Life Ft. Shawnee Taylor (Original Mix) - Eddie Thonenik, Erick Morillo
8. Watercolour (Album Mix) - Pendulum
9. Rock The Disco (David Guetta Laptop Remix) - Robbie Rivera
10. Miss Me - Drake Ft. Lil’ Wayne
Holiday 2010 - Day 1: First Impressions
Holiday 2010 - Day 1: First Impressions
#Ladies and Gentlemen, we have safely landed in Mactan airport, Cebu City. It is now thirty minutes after five o’clock. Thank you for traveling with Cebu Pacific Air, we hope you enjoy your stay in Cebu City…check out our latest offers on www—# NO! ! refuse to check your Goddamn website! Who the hell says “thirty minutes after five o’clock”?! Why not just say five o’clock? Apparently, this pilot does. Jayzaus!
This is my first time stepping afoot this island. I have heard many stories about this land. They say it is a majestic, wonderful and beautiful place. Is it really? I could have Google “Cebu” and read about it from the internet, but, seeing that I was going to have a vacation in Cebu, I wanted to keep it a surprise. So, what now Cebu? What are you able to offer me? Is it true of what they say about you? I am about to find it all out myself soon.
A short walk from the plane to get my luggage. We are staying in Cebu for a few days before heading to Bohol, then back home to my beloved Davao. My aunt, my cousin and my cousins girlfriend accompanies me in this new adventure I am going to experience. The conveyor belt starts. As in every plane ride I have been, it is still the same routine. Of course, what else should it be? There it is, my green “maleta”, which I borrowed off another aunt who just recently visited Manila. I grabbed it quickly. “Out of this airport”, I say. I do not want to linger any longer in this place. I want to experience the REAL Cebu!
Hopped on a taxi. “asa ta sir?” (where are we heading, sir?) As I have said, this is an adventure. We do not know where we are going exactly, we just know that we are in Cebu. “Sugbutel” my cousin replied. So there, we start out journey. I was quickly disappointed upon leaving the airport. Cebu was not as what people told me. Was I judging too early? Maybe. I grew up in Davao City. I am proud to be a Davaoeno, I bring that pride everywhere I go with me. Cebu on the other hand, is a rival City. International investors choose Cebu rather than Davao. So, yes, I am a little bit biased upon coming in to Cebu.
First impressions of Cebu? Filthy. Possibly, one of the dirtiest cities I have been. Mind you, Davao is clean. Very clean. From Lapu-Lapu City, Mandaue City and finally to CEbu City, I noticed nothing but garbage. The smell, omg, the smell was terrible. Not to mention the pollution, traffic congestion severity
and for such an economically wealthy region, there are a lot of beggars on the streets. Not poor people, beggars. There are some in Davao, but not this many. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I was mislead into thinking that Cebu was a great destination to go to. Mislead in to thinking that this is the metropolitan hub in Visayas.
All lies!
-Mark “Microphonix” Capillanes
The Woman of My Dreams.
I was in Gaisano Mall one day. Oh looky, some refreshing looking smoothies! I cued up and pulled out my wallet from the back pocket. There lies two, one thousand notes. “these people are going to ask if I got smaller change”. Being so, I hastily went to an ATM. Another long cue! F@*K! I noticed this attractive girl walking by. She was very, very pretty. She cued up behind me. W00t! This is it Mark. Make a move already.
C’mon, do ett! Do ett! I looked over my shoulder and there she was the girl of my dreams. I know nothing abuot her and yet it seems I have known her all my life. I glared at her eyes, loning at her voluptuous beauty, eternal and lovely.
She turned her head towards me. Our eyes met. This was it. Love at first sight. Something that I only hear in stories and one of those things I never believed in. Everything was in slow motion. Adrenaline through my veins, my heart pounding. Her eyes are as round and as beautiful as Venus in the clear night sky. Her lips, so kissable and are as red as freshly picked apples in fall. Her skin was as pale as the moon, bright and gives light to my heart.
Pero, bigla naman akong binigyan na masamang tingin. WTF? But, In return to my adoration, she gave me the dirtiest look I have ever received in my life. Her look was like; “stop staring at me you pervert” AGUY!
Ouch! Effing bitch…this dream turns out to be one of my worst nightmares. I was embarrassed to thing all of those wonderful things about her. Outrageous! A beautiful girl like her…ugghhh…P**a. Ganyanan pla ahhh.
So this is how you play this game, eh bitch? I can play this game too.
I looked in front again. Only one more person to go on the ATM. I took my phone out of my pocket just to pretend I was busy. This situation was getting more awkward every minute. I looked back for one last time, just to check out what she was doing. Bitch copied me! She had her phone in her hands, texting. TBH, I did not hear a message tone from it. I know all the ring tones that comes with that phone coz my cousin got the same one. Of course, it may have been in silent mode. So I ignored that matter.
Finally, I was my turn on the ATM. Pulled my card out of my wallet and entered the PIN. *toot, toot, toot, toot* #Enter amount to be withdrawn# I should really withdraw my enrollment fee and tuition fee so I dont have to come back here tomorrow. 30000.00 PHP. #please take yr card and wait for your cash# I returned my card to my wallet. The machine dispensed.
I took the money and turned 90 degrees to my left and counted my money audibly. The girl returned her phone in her pocket. I looked at her but I did not get a look back. She brushed her hair and secured it behind her ear. Miss goody-goody bitch was tamed down to a shy and kind looking girl.
“thirty!” I loudly said. One Finalglance. This is how I roll so don’t fuck with me. I walked away to get a refreshing durian shake that I was dying to try.
-Mark “microphonix” Capillanes
Nobody Knows Me and It Sucks!
In Ireland, there is no day that a walk up the town without anyone knowing me. Ok, in fairness, there are only a handful of Filipinos in the town I lived in. I on the other hand, am the only Filipino in my school. So, every time I decide to get out of my cave, people know me.
In Davao City, I am a nobody.
With more than one million inhabitants in this vibrant city, Mark Agassi N. Capillanes, is a nobody. Some people reading this now will surprised. “What?! The Great Mark is a nobody where HE came from? This is an outrage!”. Relax people, this is the sad truth. (I really hope you understand sarcasm)
Really though, this is a great thing! Me, being a nobody means that, a walk in the street does not end random people shouting my name. A Saturday night out does not end up me having to beatbox all night long. The list goes on… This is why I stay at home in Ireland.
Just the other day, Like any other day in the mall, I saw an old classmate of mine. An elementary school classmate to be precise. (Mind you, I can still remember most of my old classmates and some schoolmates that I always see in Ateneo GS)
So, I decided to come over and talk to this classmate. As I walking towards him/her, a thought came in to my mind. “This person won’t be able to recognize me…ummm…I should do an experiment”. I stood beside this classmate. Waiting for a few moment…guessed what happened next? NOTHING. I even think that my presence was making him/her uncomfortable. WTF?! Really, this is bull.
Does this old classmate of mine really cannot recognize me? Have I changed that much? Physically of course, because, I have not changed much in terms of attitude. I have only been more mature. That’s it. This is a hard knock. Of course, after deliberating carefully in silence, I could actually use this anonymity as an advantage. I know you, however, you may not recognize me.
I am not gonna use this advantage for mischief, I am merely going to use this for amusement purposes only. Ok, that sounds creepy and weird. Let’s not do that. Oh, here is an example. Imagine this situation; I see a person that I know from the past. I go towards him/her. Tell him/her that I am a psychic and I know many things about them. That would totally blow their minds! Mind titillating, mind fucking! I could only imagine their reactions.
On June 15th, class starts. This is the time where I could find people that I know and exploit this master plan of awesomeness! (Ehh, ksi nmn snob kayu sakin.) I already have potential guinea pigs for this test.
Although, I must take great caution upon doing this. It may backfire and I will be on the sharp end if I fail to deliver the task clinically.
-Mark “Microphonix” Capillanes
(source)
Save her by sending: BB(space)TRICIA to 2331 for Globe, TM and Sun subscribers and 231 for Smart and TNT Subscribers.
Vote her. She’s gorgeous, beautiful, and most of all, she’s a BITCH. I just love bitches. LOL. So, vote her. Thanks! :)
Anyway, I just don’t know why people hate her so much. Yeah, she’s craving for attention. And yep, she’s a flirt. But isn’t that too normal nowadays? She says that she needs to stay away from Ivan, yet, she’s still flirting him. Then who cares? Ivan is too gorgeous to resist. LOL.
She irritates Team Villa and I just love her for that. The Villa people always say bad things about the apartment people whenever they loses, especially to Tricia. But the apartment people, they don’t judge the other team by just looking at them. They don’t say bad things about others, and they don’t bash them on national TV. Such true class act. Unlike the Villa people, especially that guy, Joe, who doesn’t know how to shut up and let girls handle their issues, don’t know how to act appropriately on TV. Actually, I don’t like Joe, and his friend, Eslove. But if imma decide which one deserves to be nominated, I’d say it’s Joe. That guy, Eslove, never said something bad about the other group. His jokes and moves were just irritating. But when it comes to personality, he has a potential to be a big winner.
And also, that lady, Shey, I mean, what is her problem? Is she THAT insecure? What is wrong with a “hug then leave immediately”? What? She expects Tricia to give a speech before she leaves? I mean, what the fudge does Tricia needs to do to be accepted by the other team? I’m just glad that guy, Yong, accepts her for what she is. That guy really needs to leave before someone converts him. Anyway, I think you guys already know what I’m trying to say. The thing that makes me love Tricia, is that she hates Villa. We’re like riding on the same boat. LOL. :)
Well, I know we cannot please everybody. But as much as possible, we need to accept or understand each and everyone. If we really can’t, then let’s all just shut up, and let that person deal with his/her own personal issues. We are not obliged to enter the picture, and pretend to be some angel or devil that will show them who they truly are. Everything in life needs time, and that’s what they need. :)
*bow*
TEAM TRICIA!
(and yes, I actually voted to save her for like 15 times, you ugly sorelozzzuhrs!)
Realising that I can’t act for shit.
How do actors/actresses do it? I really have no idea. I guess it is talent. You know, it is their talent to act. bestowed by a higher being, they have an amazing gift. The thing that amazes me most is their ability to cry or produce tears in an instant. It is like fucking witchcraft! No, its not Eye Mo, it not that they use tweezers to pinch their selves, it is definitely not thinking-of-a-sad-moment-in-his/her-life - or maybe it is…I really don’t know.
Writing this post, I am severely fatigued, tired, sleepy…wait a minute. I’m actually tired and sleepy…which means teary eyed syndrome is just on the corner!
trying to cry commences NOW! Still trying, trying…CMO’N bitch! I can do this. Those people on TV and movies makes it look so easy. Those people get paid a lot of money for this talent that seems impossible for me to do.
Conclusion, I CAN’T ACT! Am I disappointed with myself? Yes. This is not a win-win situation, not by a long shot.
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